I almost get run over by
A uni-cycling naked guy
Followed by a hundred more

I trip into the center square
And find myself surrounded
By a goat of every shape and size
They are chewing on the power lines

I duck into a market
To buy myself a needed drink
A lady with a VEGAN! tattoo
Says, “You stink!”
And I say…

Chorus:
That’s so f**king Portland
So f**king Portland
And we wouldn’t change a thing
No f**king way
No f**king way

That’s why we love Portland
It’s f**king Portland
And we wouldn’t change a thing
This is our home

Is it the gray that brings our colors out?

I’m swept up in commotion from
A bearded woman on a drum
Followed by a thousand angry friends

I march beside a solar-powered
Brewer on a mission
To save us one beer at a time
And he’s giving me the knowing eye

I bump into a busker
Then fumble for a dollar bill
He waves me off,
“You need it more than I (do)”
And I say…

Chorus:
That’s so f**king Portland
So f**king Portland
And we wouldn’t change a thing
No f**king way
No f**king way

That’s why we love Portland
It’s f**king Portland
And we wouldn’t change a thing
This is our home

Is it the gray that brings our colors out?

Bridge:
Would it be Portland if the rain went away?
Do you think you’d stay?
Embrace the gray…
And I say…

Chorus:
That’s so f**king Portland
So f**king Portland
And we wouldn’t change a thing
No f**king way
No f**king way

That’s why we love Portland
It’s f**king Portland
And we wouldn’t change a thing
This is our home

Is it the gray that brings our colors out?

End:
Is it the gray that brings our colors out… (repeat)
Is it the gray that brings our colors out——
So f**king Portland